Merits one back on your cheek. Especially if you are male and not known to me. More so if you are the groom in a wedding that is not mine. For your kind information, unlike you, I’m no thigh-grabbing sucker out scavenging off every plate.
Just thought of putting my thoughts across in writing in case you end up googling my name. Too bad I let politeness get the better of me when you dared to slap me on my thighs at your wedding. Worse, you’re wedded to a dear friend.
To my other readers: I’m sorry about the venom, but I had to find an outlet.